Tuesday, June 9, 2009

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams


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  • Category: Sci-Fi Humor

  • Acquired: Years ago.

  • Read: About once a year, ever since.

  • Briefly: after Earth is demolished to make way for a hyperspace bypass, the the last remaining earth man hitchhikes his way across the galaxy in his bathrobe, searching for the true meaning of Life, the Universe and Everything.

  • Comments: This blog entry is for the entire Hitchhiker's Guide trilogy, a set of five books (yes, a five-book trilogy) that I read about once a year. Really, I enjoy them that much - something about Adams' creativity, dry British humor, and skill with words just resonates with me. (As it does with many engineering-types - in my office, I can call out just about any line into thin air, and someone in a nearby cubicle will immediately respond with the appropriate punch line).

    I won't go into the actual plot here, for that you'll just need to read the books. Instead, I'm just going to catalog a few of my favorite quotes, in hopes of giving you a taste of Adams' style:

    • Arthur Dent ("This must be a Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays") earth man who discovers that his best friend is actually from a small planet in the vicinity of Betelgeuse. This pays off when his friend uses his interplanetary hitchhiking skills to get them a lift away from earth shortly before it is demolished by an alien road construction crew.

    • Ford Prefect is Arthur's best friend from Betelgeuse, and a roving reporter for the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. After fifteen years of research on the planet Earth, he updates its entry in the guide from "Harmless" to "Mostly harmless", explaining that there are a lot of planets to cover and only so much room. (Trivia: fifteen years ago there was actually a British car called a Ford Prefect).
    • Marvin ("Life. Don't talk to me about life.") super-intelligent robot, tragically equipped with a prototype human personality that keeps him perpetually depressed. Holds all humans in utter contempt, and whenever he interfaces with another computer it invariably ends up a suicidal wreck.

    • Deep Thought is not actually a major character, but is the source of the famous quote ("Forty Two") upon which the entire series is based. It is a massively advanced computer, designed by a super-intelligent race for the specific purpose of finding "the Ultimate Answer to Life, the Universe and Everything". After 7.5 million years of computation, it comes up with the above answer, explaining somewhat sheepishly that, yes, this is definitely the answer - the tricky part is figuring out what the actual question is. Asked to solve this, Deep Thought designs an even more advanced computer, one "so advanced that organic life forms part of its computational matrix". This huge, round, blue-green computer is built and put into operation, but minutes before it is ready to reveal its results, the road construction crew arrives...

    So, if you're ever in a group of people trying to answer some tricky question, and some wit suggests that the answer is "forty two", now you can chuckle knowingly. You and the rest of the engineers.

    Sprinklers and Drip Systems - Lisa Kessler (Sunset)


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  • Category: Home improvement

  • Acquired: Christmas 2009

  • Read: April 2009

  • Briefly: How to design, build and maintain a drip irrigation system.

  • Comments: This is one of those 100-page how-to paperbacks that you pick up at the hardware store checkout stand. When I put it on my Christmas list last year, I was thinking about putting in a system to water our chronically-dry front garden, which sits under our eaves. Little did I know that we'd end up remodeling our whole backyard this spring, and that my first efforts at drip irrigation would actually be for the new garden beds, not the poor front garden (which is still dry).

    Anyway, thanks to this book (plus a lot of advice from Kari), the system is in and working fine. You just program the timers and walk away, and everything gets its water ration right on schedule. Is this a great country or what?